Speaking of heavy Porsches 

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
03/05/2015 at 10:37 • Filed to: Porsche, Macan, Macan turbo, Weight

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This little guy (the Macan Turbo) is a chubster.

4,500 lbs, or roughly the same weight as:

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and more than:

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! alwaysmiata > Milky
03/05/2015 at 11:06

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Dang that is heavy. I also think that this is right about 4500lbs. Yes, a full size SuperCrew F150 with an ecoboost (2wd) is about 4500lbs

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Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Milky
03/05/2015 at 11:24

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She gave me a chubster.. I'f you know what I mean.

She made my penis hard is what I mean..


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Milky
03/05/2015 at 11:41

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It's all camera angles.

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > alwaysmiata
03/05/2015 at 11:42

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Yea the Motor Trend comparo said it weighs 900lbs heavier than its competitor the GLA. Thats a lot of fat.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > itschrome
03/05/2015 at 11:45

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > McMike
03/05/2015 at 11:51

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Bahaha! Photoshop expert over here.

But no really, its small.

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Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Milky
03/05/2015 at 12:21

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Dem legs


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > alwaysmiata
03/05/2015 at 12:24

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4500 pounds is around 900 pounds off. A 4WD supercrew weighs 5577 pounds (just read the article last night). And that's only because it has an entirely aluminum body now.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Milky
03/05/2015 at 12:24

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Doesn't surprise me.

It's also supposed to be very good to drive.


Kinja'd!!! alwaysmiata > Saracen
03/05/2015 at 12:36

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Notice I said in my post 2wd.... also i was talking about a lower level model (not a platimum with every option and a 200lb pano moonroof) with 2.7L ecoboost not the heavier 3.5 if you look at the chart below a 145" supercrew 2wd with the 2.7 is 4563lbs

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > Saracen
03/05/2015 at 12:47

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I don't want to spoil it if you're going to watch this …..

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but apparently its rather boring to drive. Fast and competent no doubt, but very German.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Saracen
03/05/2015 at 13:01

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They go all the way up.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > alwaysmiata
03/05/2015 at 13:23

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I noticed you said 2WD and that's why I said 900 pounds and not 1000+ pounds.

Less displacement does not necessarily mean less weight. A 2.7 liter Ecoboost is only 9 pounds lighter than the 3.5.

While I give props to Ford for making the new F-150's so light , you're still comparing apples to oranges: an aluminum bodied, minimally equipped 2WD truck against a steel bodied, fully loaded 4WD luxury off roader.


Kinja'd!!! alwaysmiata > Saracen
03/05/2015 at 13:49

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It wasn't trying to be harsh on Porsche (I love Porsche) or hold ford in a higher light, I guess I was just thinking out loud about how heavy a lot of modern luxury cars are. It wasn't meant as an attack, just more as interesting food for thought.


Kinja'd!!! Sriracha Subaru > Milky
03/06/2015 at 00:44

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Weird, I've never seen a base model 4Runner before, assuming that's what this is.

I'm not sure how that black trim makes me feel.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Sriracha Subaru
03/06/2015 at 09:16

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Yea, IIRC the weight range was from 4,400-4,700lbs so I just tried to find the base-est photo I could.